Cour­tesy of Giz­modo

What do you spend your cash on when you’re milk­ing the hell out of the inter­net with your very own file­shar­ing super­site? Buy things like a Rolls-Royce Phan­tom with a license plate read­ing “GOD.” Now, the gov­ern­ment owns it!

Revealed in the enor­mous 72-page indict­ment against Megaupload’s oper­a­tors is the huge list of for­feited property—and it’s way more than just their data servers (of which there were sixty). Some highlights?

Cars. Lots of cars:

2010 Mercedes-Benz E63 AMG, VIN WDD2120772A103834, License­Plate No. “STONED”;73.
2010 Mini Cooper S Coupe, VIN WMWZG32000TZ03651, License PlateNo. “V”;74.
2010 Mercedes-Benz ML63 AMG, VIN WDC1641772A608055, License­Plate No. “GUILTY”;75.
2007 Mercedes-Benz CL65 AMG, VIN WDD2163792A025130, License­Plate No. “KIMCOM”;76.
2009 Mercedes-Benz ML63 AMG, VIN WDC1641772A542449, License­Plate No. “MAFIA”;77.
2010 Toy­ota Vell­fire, VIN 7AT0H65MX11041670, License Plate Nos.“WOW” or “7”;78.
2011 Mercedes-Benz G55 AMG, VIN WDB4632702X193395, License­Plate Nos. “POLICE” or “GDS672”;79.
2011 Toy­ota Hilux, VIN MR0FZ29G001599926, License PlateNo. “FSN455”;80.
Harley David­son Motor­cy­cle, VIN 1HD1HPH3XBC803936, License­Plate No. “36YED”;81.
2010 Mercedes-Benz CL63 AMG, VIN WDD2163742A026653, License­Plate No. “HACKER”;82.
2005 Mercedes-Benz A170, VIN WDD1690322J184595, License PlateNo. “FUR252”;83.
2005 Mercedes-Benz ML500, VIN WDC1641752A026107, License PlateNo. DFF816
1957 Cadil­lac El Dorado, VIN 5770137596;86.
2010 Sea-Doo GTX Jet Ski, VIN YDV03103E010;87.
1959 Cadil­lac Series 62 Con­vert­ible, VIN 59F115669;88.
Von Dutch Kus­tom Motor Bike, VIN 1H9S14955BB451257;89.
2006 Mercedes-Benz CLK DTM, VIN WDB2094421T067269;90.
2010 Mini Cooper S Coupe, VIN WMWZG32000TZ03648 License­Plate No. “T”;
1989 Lam­borgh­ini LM002, VIN ZA9LU45AXKLA12158, License PlateNo. “FRP358”;92.
2011 Mercedes-Benz ML63, VIN 4JGBB7HB0BA666219

A lot of cars for seven guys. How about some dubi­ous art?

Art­work, Preda­tor Statue;
Art­work, Anony­mous Hooded Sculpture

Preda­tor statue?

But wouldn’t be a king­pin oper­a­tion with­out gad­gets. And they had those too:

Sharp LC-65XS1M 65″ LCD TV
Sharp LC-65XS1M 65″ LCD TV
TVLogic 56″ LUM56W TV
Sharp 108″ LCD Dis­play TV
Sharp 108″ LCD Dis­play TV
Sony PMW-F3K Cam­era S/N 0200231;101.
Sony PMW-F3K Cam­era S/N 0200561;
Sam­sung 820DXN 82″ LCD TV
Sam­sung 820DXN 82″ LCD TV
Sam­sung 820DXN 82″ LCD TV

Dupli­cates! If only they’d made it free long enough to see an OLED for sale.

Update The elu­sive Rolls-Royce Phan­tom has been found! Eagle-eyed tip­ster Ming C. points to a Car­Jam (the New Zealand ver­sion of Car­fax) list­ing for one black, drop-top Phan­tom with license plate GOD. What, the Feds are already get­ting it pre­pared to sell? MegaUpload’s corpse isn’t even cold yet.